Vampire I, Weakling
Character description
Special note to s/he who attacks on a daily basis:
Please don't suck so much, give me a break. Thank you.
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How shall I describe myself? I am the kind of creature you would not like to meet. I am kind and generous, yet I dislike the stupid.
I spend most of my time in the bathroom, wherefrom I emerge only to buy some more of the stuff I need. I am not very easily recognizable even though in a certain way I belong to a visible minority. I do not pretend I have seen the way, but I am often this much from stepping on it - I dart back in disgust when I happen to get that close. I am delicate. I am wise. I am a constant reminder.
Most notable MonstersGame fact so far:
Record Breaker!!!! This life form (level 63 - i.e., double mine) attacked me 7 (seven) times in 4 (four) days!!! And has not stopped at that.
[g] Buhmann [aka Makronico] 18.01.2007 14:16:28
[g] Buhmann 18.12.2006 16:40:17
[g] Buhmann 08.12.2006 10:03:22
[g] Buhmann 23.11.2006 12:26:46
[g] Buhmann 23.11.2006 00:23:45
[g] Buhmann 22.11.2006 02:58:32
[g] Buhmann 19.11.2006 12:55:19
[g] Buhmann 18.11.2006 21:52:37
[g] Buhmann 17.11.2006 01:36:07
[g] Buhmann 16.11.2006 11:01:57
[g] Buhmann 15.11.2006 13:44:21
[g] Buhmann 13.11.2006 12:58:54
[g] Buhmann 13.11.2006 00:54:35
[g] Buhmann 09.11.2006 11:29:49
[g] Buhmann 08.11.2006 13:02:37
[g] Buhmann 07.11.2006 14:07:06
[g] Buhmann 06.11.2006 14:11:05
[g] Buhmann 06.11.2006 00:47:31
[g] Buhmann 05.11.2006 12:47:31
[g] Buhmann 05.11.2006 00:45:47
Yes, no other than [g] Buhmann, creator of the impressively successful werewolves called, "These accounts" (Loot: 2269.55 kgs of flesh), "have all been" (Loot: 1079.30 kgs of flesh), "inactive since march!!!" (Loot: 982.45 kgs of flesh), "your friendly game admin," (Loot: 941.30 kgs of flesh), "Tommelchen!!" (Loot: 601.10 kgs of flesh), and "panda" (Loot: 2.78 kgs of flesh); [g] Buhmann itself, weak against its peers, oppressor of the weak.
[My messages to the creature have caused no reaction; suspecting that he cannot read this language, I am posting them here for visitors in search of experience and a certain kind of fun:]
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 13.11.2006 01:03:30
Subject: return of the
Message: Nearly got you by the balls this time round. Lucky for you, you got those extra skills before blowing me again. I shall add one point to one of my attributes myself; then we shall see who is toughest!
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 13.11.2006 17:32:15
Subject: failure to upgrade - sorry
Message: Hello.
I did not manage to upgrade my attribute yet - the one I was telling you about after your attack 12 hours before this latest one. I could not manage to save the 50 coins necessary because of adverse circumstances. Maybe by tomorrow evening or the morning of the day after tomorrow I will have succeeded to put them together. Sorry that I was not a real match for you on this occasion.
I, Weakling
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 15.11.2006 14:12:35
Subject: quite...
Message: Well, what could I do when you had not one, not two, but three extra skills (I bet you did not like the whacking from the ancestors, did you?). But, hell, each time you come for spanking, you leave one extra point with me; in English, you bring closer the day when the whacking comes from me. (You'll probably be sixteen or seventeen by then, and driven away from the game by puberty-related fun; so where will be the fun if what I will suck blood from will be long since dead?)
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 16.11.2006 11:32:36
Subject: considerate?
Message: I do not remember: have you been civilized enough to say thank you for my feeding the like of you?
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 17.11.2006 02:08:38
Subject: alas
Message: You must be really desperate if you come back like this.
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 17.11.2006 02:19:10
Subject: True enough
Message: It could be nothing but frustration.
[Ancestral site statistics for [g] Buhmann (updated irregularly):
Attempted challenges: 66
Successful challenges: 33
Failed challenges: 33]
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 19.11.2006 15:14:56
Subject: 33 [gold coins]
Message: Sorry I could only give you crumbs.
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 19.11.2006 15:26:24
Subject: hardly had I recovered
Message: when the beast returned for more.
I can see, though I would not know it from direct experience, how extremely frustrating it is to have such a poor rate of success [22 wins in 46 (forty-two) fights] against somebody your size, such as the ancestors. Hitting primarily those who are by no means a match for you could, under the circumstances, make you feel somewhat good when the dire alternative would be just contemplating your abject failing to put up with the world around.
Believe me when I say to you I can sense your excruciating pain and pity you with all my heart.
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 22.11.2006 03:14:19
Subject: by all means
Message: Everybody likes my character description page so much more now. It does take someone disgusting to make a good story. So I guess that I should actually thank you.
As a token of my appreciation, a few more crumbs for you this time round.
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 23.11.2006 01:07:20
Subject: the celebrated shame
Message: Weird, huh? this conversation of ours – you bring in your disproportionate might, I contribute my disproportionate, obliterating wit.
Not many are those who would deliberately submit themselves to constant derision. I should drink for that.
Biscuits are ready.
Please don't suck so much, give me a break. Thank you.
________________________________________________________________________
How shall I describe myself? I am the kind of creature you would not like to meet. I am kind and generous, yet I dislike the stupid.
I spend most of my time in the bathroom, wherefrom I emerge only to buy some more of the stuff I need. I am not very easily recognizable even though in a certain way I belong to a visible minority. I do not pretend I have seen the way, but I am often this much from stepping on it - I dart back in disgust when I happen to get that close. I am delicate. I am wise. I am a constant reminder.
Most notable MonstersGame fact so far:
Record Breaker!!!! This life form (level 63 - i.e., double mine) attacked me 7 (seven) times in 4 (four) days!!! And has not stopped at that.
[g] Buhmann [aka Makronico] 18.01.2007 14:16:28
[g] Buhmann 18.12.2006 16:40:17
[g] Buhmann 08.12.2006 10:03:22
[g] Buhmann 23.11.2006 12:26:46
[g] Buhmann 23.11.2006 00:23:45
[g] Buhmann 22.11.2006 02:58:32
[g] Buhmann 19.11.2006 12:55:19
[g] Buhmann 18.11.2006 21:52:37
[g] Buhmann 17.11.2006 01:36:07
[g] Buhmann 16.11.2006 11:01:57
[g] Buhmann 15.11.2006 13:44:21
[g] Buhmann 13.11.2006 12:58:54
[g] Buhmann 13.11.2006 00:54:35
[g] Buhmann 09.11.2006 11:29:49
[g] Buhmann 08.11.2006 13:02:37
[g] Buhmann 07.11.2006 14:07:06
[g] Buhmann 06.11.2006 14:11:05
[g] Buhmann 06.11.2006 00:47:31
[g] Buhmann 05.11.2006 12:47:31
[g] Buhmann 05.11.2006 00:45:47
Yes, no other than [g] Buhmann, creator of the impressively successful werewolves called, "These accounts" (Loot: 2269.55 kgs of flesh), "have all been" (Loot: 1079.30 kgs of flesh), "inactive since march!!!" (Loot: 982.45 kgs of flesh), "your friendly game admin," (Loot: 941.30 kgs of flesh), "Tommelchen!!" (Loot: 601.10 kgs of flesh), and "panda" (Loot: 2.78 kgs of flesh); [g] Buhmann itself, weak against its peers, oppressor of the weak.
[My messages to the creature have caused no reaction; suspecting that he cannot read this language, I am posting them here for visitors in search of experience and a certain kind of fun:]
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 13.11.2006 01:03:30
Subject: return of the
Message: Nearly got you by the balls this time round. Lucky for you, you got those extra skills before blowing me again. I shall add one point to one of my attributes myself; then we shall see who is toughest!
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 13.11.2006 17:32:15
Subject: failure to upgrade - sorry
Message: Hello.
I did not manage to upgrade my attribute yet - the one I was telling you about after your attack 12 hours before this latest one. I could not manage to save the 50 coins necessary because of adverse circumstances. Maybe by tomorrow evening or the morning of the day after tomorrow I will have succeeded to put them together. Sorry that I was not a real match for you on this occasion.
I, Weakling
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 15.11.2006 14:12:35
Subject: quite...
Message: Well, what could I do when you had not one, not two, but three extra skills (I bet you did not like the whacking from the ancestors, did you?). But, hell, each time you come for spanking, you leave one extra point with me; in English, you bring closer the day when the whacking comes from me. (You'll probably be sixteen or seventeen by then, and driven away from the game by puberty-related fun; so where will be the fun if what I will suck blood from will be long since dead?)
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 16.11.2006 11:32:36
Subject: considerate?
Message: I do not remember: have you been civilized enough to say thank you for my feeding the like of you?
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 17.11.2006 02:08:38
Subject: alas
Message: You must be really desperate if you come back like this.
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 17.11.2006 02:19:10
Subject: True enough
Message: It could be nothing but frustration.
[Ancestral site statistics for [g] Buhmann (updated irregularly):
Attempted challenges: 66
Successful challenges: 33
Failed challenges: 33]
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 19.11.2006 15:14:56
Subject: 33 [gold coins]
Message: Sorry I could only give you crumbs.
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 19.11.2006 15:26:24
Subject: hardly had I recovered
Message: when the beast returned for more.
I can see, though I would not know it from direct experience, how extremely frustrating it is to have such a poor rate of success [22 wins in 46 (forty-two) fights] against somebody your size, such as the ancestors. Hitting primarily those who are by no means a match for you could, under the circumstances, make you feel somewhat good when the dire alternative would be just contemplating your abject failing to put up with the world around.
Believe me when I say to you I can sense your excruciating pain and pity you with all my heart.
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 22.11.2006 03:14:19
Subject: by all means
Message: Everybody likes my character description page so much more now. It does take someone disgusting to make a good story. So I guess that I should actually thank you.
As a token of my appreciation, a few more crumbs for you this time round.
Player: [g] Buhmann
Date: 23.11.2006 01:07:20
Subject: the celebrated shame
Message: Weird, huh? this conversation of ours – you bring in your disproportionate might, I contribute my disproportionate, obliterating wit.
Not many are those who would deliberately submit themselves to constant derision. I should drink for that.
Biscuits are ready.
Statistics
| Total loot: | 1,458,971.60 litres of blood |
| Victims bitten (via link): | 0 |
| Fights: | 12015 |
| Victories: | 11705 |
| Defeats: | 310 |
| Draws: | 0 |
| Gold gained: | ~ 511,000.00  |
| Gold lost: | ~ 25,000.00 |
| Damage to enemies: | 5815619.38 |
| Damage from enemies: | 477953.06 |
The attributes of I, Weakling:
| Character level: | Level 93 |
| Strength: |    (309) |
| Defence: | (234) |
| Agility: | (390) |
| Stamina: | (357) |
| Dexterity: | (73) |
| Experience: |   (42389|43245) |
The ancestral site statistics of I, Weakling
| Attempted challenges: | 100 |
| Successful challenges: | 100 |
| Failed challenges: | 0 |
The sentinel of I, Weakling
| Sentinel breed: | Saurian gargoyle |
| Sentinel name: | Saurian gargoyle |
| Attack: | (64) |
| Defence: | (64) |
| Stamina: | (64) |
Profile
| Gender: | unknown |
| Age: | unknown Years |
| Hometown: | --- |
| ICQ-number: | --- |
| MSN Messenger: | --- |
| Yahoo Messenger: | --- |
| AIM-Name: | --- |
| Jabber ID | --- |
| Skype ID | --- |
Arena
I, Weakling has not yet achieved a special arena rank.