Vampire beefjerky
Character description
I was already a retard, but now I was a.... RETARDED VAMPIRE!!!! Muwa Ha Ha Ha Ha...*chough* *chough* *choak* can't breath, need air.....
I'm O.K.
Well any way it was a clear summers night and I was doing my usual thing to on most nights........ Hit my head on radom objects! Fun!!!! Then my friend DiabloWar143 knocks on my door, so I ram my head in to the door to open it. DiabloWar143 steps back (because that how I normally open doors and he already got hit in the face once). So any way, He says hi and asks to come in. I let him. So we sit down and enjoy some yummy donuts that I found under the sofa. O.K. so we talk, bla, bla, bla. He watches me hit head some more bla, bla, bla. O.K. then he bites me. When he did I thought he was doing one of two things, He had turned gay all of the sudden and was trying to "do" me (Fucken hippies and the movie Broke Back Mountin, Basterds!) or he was trying to kill me. But netheir was the case! (Thank Jesus) Next thing I knew I was on the ground with a jelly donut in my mouth. DiabloWar143 neelling next to me, asks if I'm O.K.
I'm O.K.
Well any way it was a clear summers night and I was doing my usual thing to on most nights........ Hit my head on radom objects! Fun!!!! Then my friend DiabloWar143 knocks on my door, so I ram my head in to the door to open it. DiabloWar143 steps back (because that how I normally open doors and he already got hit in the face once). So any way, He says hi and asks to come in. I let him. So we sit down and enjoy some yummy donuts that I found under the sofa. O.K. so we talk, bla, bla, bla. He watches me hit head some more bla, bla, bla. O.K. then he bites me. When he did I thought he was doing one of two things, He had turned gay all of the sudden and was trying to "do" me (Fucken hippies and the movie Broke Back Mountin, Basterds!) or he was trying to kill me. But netheir was the case! (Thank Jesus) Next thing I knew I was on the ground with a jelly donut in my mouth. DiabloWar143 neelling next to me, asks if I'm O.K.
Statistics
| Total loot: | 29,259.90 litres of blood |
| Victims bitten (via link): | 0 |
| Fights: | 103 |
| Victories: | 29 |
| Defeats: | 74 |
| Draws: | 0 |
| Gold gained: | ~ 0.00  |
| Gold lost: | ~ 3,000.00 |
| Damage to enemies: | 3000.24 |
| Damage from enemies: | 8091.65 |
The attributes of beefjerky:
| Character level: | Level 14 |
| Strength: |    (26) |
| Defence: | (26) |
| Agility: | (26) |
| Stamina: | (26) |
| Dexterity: | (26) |
| Experience: |   (875|980) |
The ancestral site statistics of beefjerky
| Attempted challenges: | 0 |
| Successful challenges: | 0 |
| Failed challenges: | 0 |
The sentinel of beefjerky
| Sentinel breed: | Hound |
| Sentinel name: | Poopy Mc Gee |
| Attack: | (17) |
| Defence: | (17) |
| Stamina: | (17) |
Profile
| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 15-20 Years |
| Hometown: | Istanbul |
| ICQ-number: | --- |
| MSN Messenger: | --- |
| Yahoo Messenger: | --- |
| AIM-Name: | --- |
| Jabber ID | --- |
| Skype ID | --- |
Arena
beefjerky has not yet achieved a special arena rank.