[SEX] Pandas On Fire
Established:
29/03/2006 at 10:14:03
Clan Description
Forged in the fire pits of Wiemar, Germany.
Pandas on Fire Co. Ltd. (a wholly subsidiary company of Death Incorporated) are here for any and all of your night-of-the-living-dead-werewolf-killing needs!
If your spouse or loved one is suffering from the symptoms of werewolfery, including shortness of breath (panting), extreme salivation (drooling), uncontrollable outbursts of noise (howling at the moon) and radical changes in diet (eating your young), then look no further!
Pandas on Fire can provide YOU with a variety of products and services including hacking, slashing, decapitation and much, much more!
Call now and you’ll get a consultation from our Piracy Division ABSOLUTELY FREE!! (plundering and pillaging not included)
We are an ethical community of Vampersons, where debauchery, death and destruction are not only encouraged, they are required! Any budding vampires interested in joining [SEX] Pandas on Fire, please send your applications to our Death CEO and Dictator-for-life - Normality Inc. - or to the Head of our Piracy Division - Three Headed Monkey.
We offer a range of interesting and fulfilling positions including Death Delivery Boy/Girl, Death Coffee Maker and Death Intern. If you have been recognised as having dutifully represented the corporation, you may be eligible for our specialist training programme in the Piracy Division (you must be level 12 or above to be eligible)! Serve well and you can aspire to become a Mighty Vampirate!
Greetings to members of our sister companies, [~DIR~] BLOODRAYNE, [WRS] White Raven Society and [DrL] Dragonlords, to whom we have sold 10% of our company shares! Hopefully our mutual assistance and co-operation will ensure soaring profits in the future!
NB - No actual shares sold. Please do not attempt to buy or sell any shares through monetary transactions. [SEX] Pandas on Fire will not be liable for any loss or inconvenience howsoever caused.
[SEX] Pandas on Fire - Bringing Death into your everyday life! - A member of the New Underground Order
Pandas on Fire Co. Ltd. (a wholly subsidiary company of Death Incorporated) are here for any and all of your night-of-the-living-dead-werewolf-killing needs!
If your spouse or loved one is suffering from the symptoms of werewolfery, including shortness of breath (panting), extreme salivation (drooling), uncontrollable outbursts of noise (howling at the moon) and radical changes in diet (eating your young), then look no further!
Pandas on Fire can provide YOU with a variety of products and services including hacking, slashing, decapitation and much, much more!
Call now and you’ll get a consultation from our Piracy Division ABSOLUTELY FREE!! (plundering and pillaging not included)
We are an ethical community of Vampersons, where debauchery, death and destruction are not only encouraged, they are required! Any budding vampires interested in joining [SEX] Pandas on Fire, please send your applications to our Death CEO and Dictator-for-life - Normality Inc. - or to the Head of our Piracy Division - Three Headed Monkey.
We offer a range of interesting and fulfilling positions including Death Delivery Boy/Girl, Death Coffee Maker and Death Intern. If you have been recognised as having dutifully represented the corporation, you may be eligible for our specialist training programme in the Piracy Division (you must be level 12 or above to be eligible)! Serve well and you can aspire to become a Mighty Vampirate!
Greetings to members of our sister companies, [~DIR~] BLOODRAYNE, [WRS] White Raven Society and [DrL] Dragonlords, to whom we have sold 10% of our company shares! Hopefully our mutual assistance and co-operation will ensure soaring profits in the future!
NB - No actual shares sold. Please do not attempt to buy or sell any shares through monetary transactions. [SEX] Pandas on Fire will not be liable for any loss or inconvenience howsoever caused.
[SEX] Pandas on Fire - Bringing Death into your everyday life! - A member of the New Underground Order
Clan members: 12
| Name: | Level: | Rank: |
| Normality Inc. | 91 | Death Chief Executive Officer |
| Three Headed Monkey | 36 | Death Mighty Vampirate (Piracy Division) |
| Guybrush Threepwood | 35 | Death Mighty Vampirate (Piracy Division) |
| Mega Manho | 27 | Death Pimpmaster |
| Daala Leora | 20 | Death Associate |
| Lahesis | 18 | Death Corporate Manager |
| Sebastian Carabas | 17 | Death Powder Monkey (Piracy Division) |
| redy | 15 | Death Consultant |
| Fyodor | 12 | Death Instructor |
| LordLachlan | 10 | Death President and Founder |
| Innes Tharyeblood | 8 | Death Clerk |
| whitefangue | 7 | Death Accounts Assistant |
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